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A new quote will be added to the wall every time I put the answers to the qoute game on the updates section on the home page.

"I'm telling you, you're not supposed to pick your nose! Your brains will fall out!" (Mike, Radio Flyer) 

"Get your golfballs! &0.30 each, two for a quarter!" (Mike, Radio Flyer)

"From this time on, Mike and Bobby, who know the contents of the secret hiding cubby hole place, will never, ever, even if dad tortured you to death, ever tell anyone who asked or don't ask, what's inside the secret hiding cubby hole place and where it is. Pinkie promise?" (mike, Radio Flyer)

 "You should start wearing a cup!" (Mike, Radio Flyer)

 "Sampson, be a good turtle, have a good ride." (Mikey, Radio Flyer)

"I'm on the 5a.m. ferry. Just pick me up tomorrow night. We'll be at the concert. Got to jet, here comes the hippie." (Sandy, Flipper)

"I've been smoking up a storm! Uncle Porter let's me drink all the beer I want, and he knows a lot of loose women!" (Sandy, Fipper)

"See ya in the A.M....not." (Sandy, Flipper)

"Like Spagettios much?" (Sandy, Flipper)     

"How much did she pay you to take me off her hands?" (Sandy, Flipper) 

"Just playing with the damn dog next door." (Huck, Huck Finn)

 "So when Ma grabbed onto the trapeez and swung one way, my pa came a-swinging on the other. Ma let go, did a double flip, and missed my pa by a good six feet. She made quite a mess when she hit those bleechers." (Huck, Huck Finn)

"Well my name is... bet you can't spell my name." (Huck, Huck Finn)

"Nothing, just that you're wanted for murder." (Huck, Huck Finn)

 "That's my name, Sara Mary williams. Somes call me Sara, somes call me Mary." (Huck, Huck Finn)

"Excuse me, that man in the corner, who is he?" (Frodo, Fellowship of the Ring)
"I spent all of my childhood pretending I was somewhere else, off with you on one of your adventures. My own adventure turned out quite differenty" (Frodo, Fellowship of the Ring)

"You can't swim!" (frodo, Fellowship of the Ring)

 "I will take the Ring to Mordor, though I do not know the way." (Frodo, Fotr)

"I hope the others find a saffer route. I don't suppose we'll ever see them again." (Frodo, Fotr)

 "I'm in a library on a Saturday, she'll think I'm a geek." (Nat, Forever Young)

 "Hey Alice, nice dress. It looks like wallpaper." (Nat, Forever Young)

"Thrashed my bike, thrashed, totaly thrashed. I got a big cut too. (lefts up his leg and takes off the band-aid) Yup, it's gonna be a big scab- but I'm not going to pick at it." (Nat, Forever Young)

"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy, when skys are gray. you'll never know dear, how much i love you. Please don't take my sunshine away." (Nat, Forever Young)

 "Hey, you should take a bath first. That way we won't smell you coming!" (Stu, The War)  

"Hey, why don't you just let him go, pick on someone your own size! What's the matter? You're afraid of  a fair fight one on one?" (Stu, The War)

"If I were you, I wouldn't go down there. It's awfully scary!" (Stu, The war)

"Mazzeo, meet the Bumble Bee." (Barney, The Bumble Bee Flies Anyway)

 "I was in a car crash, a red convertible. Then I saw a woman in front of me. I remember that." (Barney, The Bumble Bee Flies Anyway)

"Blab on, I like the sound of it." (Barney, Bumble bee Flies Anyway)

"Great.I can't even remember my own name. How am I going to remember to look here?" (Barney, Bumble Bee Flies Anyway)

 "Yeah, fine, but Mr. Mozzart's dead and I'm alive. So I'll bet you that right now I'm in a lot more pain than he is." (North, North)

 "My crack?! My crack's gonna be shown in evry airport?! What gives you the right to show my crack on every highway?!" (North, North)    

"Under strict advice of the council, I must respectfully say 'No comment'." (North, North)

"I talked to Civil Defense. They said if you and me got married we would be a family." (Leo, Deep Impact)

"I don't want anyone to think that I'm trying to take anything away from Dr. Wolf, becasue I'm not. But it's kinda cool." (Leo, Deep Impact)

"(giggle) Showdown (giggle)" (Casey, The Faculty)

 "If you were going to take over thw world, would you blow up the White House Independence Day style, or sneak through the back door?" (Casey, The Faculty)

"(giggle) Tweak! Tweak! (giggle)" (Casey, The Faculty)

"Sniff it or he shoots you." (Casey, The Faculty)

"I'd love to see my grandma rocket into the store and get the bread! (Laughs)" (Michael, Avalon)

"My mom said she'd always be with me. So your mom is a way she came back. But I guess you wouldn't understand that but, it's true. She's my mother too." (Mark, Good Son)

"What do you think makes people evil?" (Mark, The Good Son)

"What if there was this boy, who did these terrible things because he liked doing them. Would you say he was evil?" (Mark, The Good Son)

From Elijah himself
"God is your creator, respect him"
"Home is a place where anything can happen."
"I am no star, a star is a burning ball of gas!"
"I simply want to carry on doing what I am doing for as long as I can, and I don't want to take advantage of a specific moment and burn out really quickly. Believe me, the world does not revolve around movies! Mine certainly doesn't."
"I'm a normal kid, but normal is such and overused word. It's a facade, it's not real, it's virtual. Normal is what you make of it. If your life is good, that's normal for you. If your life is a constant plan, or a common way of life, that's normal, because you do it constantly."
"My older brother told me, 'Stay away from women', and I'm taking it to herat. I'm staying clear. It's kind of like a museum where they have those really cool paintings. They're behind the glass and you can look at them, but you can't touch them. That's what it's like with girls. I can get myself into trouble. And also it's hard because I'm and actor and girls might not like me for who I am. That's hard to deal with."
"You're supposed to have fun in your life, but I'm begging you, please do not do something you will regret."
"If I'm with friends, I want to talk about sports, or games, or a new CD thats coming out. When we talk about me, it's about me as a person, not an actor. That's great. Thats a relief."
"If I wasn't an actor, I'd be a secret agent."
"It is a really difficult world to live in if you don't have a base, if you don't have a strong sense of yourself. My mom wanted me to maintain a reasonable degree of normalcy and to enjoy my childhood. Family is so important. I rarely meet families that are as close as we are. I really feel blessed."
"Macaulay Culkin's dad was scary. He kind of freaked me out"
"I'm walking along and I catch eyes with this girl, she looks at me and I see this fire in her eyes, this explosion, and I know something serious is going to happen. And in that instant she jumps on me and starts trying to kiss me.. spectators formed a cirle aroud us. I'm like: 'No, this is weird, what are you doing?" She had no control over herslef. And it will never happen again"
"Dream the Impossible, because dreams do come true"
"It has been the experience of a lifetime. I doubt I'll ever get another chance to realize a character this fully."
"Oh believe me dude, I'm 20 years old, there's no growing left. That's it. Unfortunately it's a sad fact. "
I couldn't even speak after the film. I've seen it twice. I couldn't speak after the second time. [...] I'm all right now. But if you showed the film to me again ..." (Lotr)
"I don't read the teen magazines. They're weird. I see headlines like 'Big Blue Eyes Elijah Wood: We've Got Him!" I don't like that. It's so bubble-gummy."
"[The failure of "North"] doesn't affect me. I do a film. I do my best. I try to promote it the best I can, I see the film and that's it. I don't wait to see if it becomes number one. If it bombs, it's no tragedy. I'm done with the film, so I don't think about it."
"Kids are supposed to have fun. They're supposed to do something that they like to do, because they don't have to worry about paying the bills and things like that. I'm doing something that I like to do and I'm having fun. Acting, for me, is normal. When you're doing something that you love to do, it's almost like you've created your own little childhood. I'm not being forced into it and I'm having a great time."
"I'm kind of better behaving than Huck Finn, let's put it that way. The worst kind of lying I've ever done is keeping things from people."
"I really liked being an imaginary friend [in "Dayo"], because I got to wear a lot of different costumes. I got to be Robin Hood, a jockey, a space man, a helicopter pilot and even Elvis!"
"["Radio Flyer"] is probably one of the best movies I've done, because it's a good role, and I get to work with dogs and with Dick"